6ish: Paula and Randy. Well alrite now! Someone go get O.Liver off the turntables so he can come in the office.
According to Sasha (the only one that cared, I think) This “Declaration of Independence montage shit is sum bullshit. The DOC is a seriously deep document.” But anyway…
6:44p: someone suggests O.Liver “box-out” the Dutchys. O.Liver starts hollering to no one in particular that NE has a “watered-down” defense.
7:00p: All’s Quiet, Eh? (Eh. Eh.)
7:13p: O.Liver claims he is 'spent'. MG warned that a true fan would or should not be spent a mere 45 minutes into a game.
7:17p: O.Liver warns ELI to brush his shoulders off.
7:20p: Q comes in talking bout NE sucks but NY gotta find a way to convert to TDs. Such unsolicited profundity.
7:25p: O.LIVER JUMPS UP (OUT OF THE CHAIR MIND YOU) and yells –I told ya’l nuckas! You aint heard shit bout no fuckin moss! That nigga cant get it to fucking moss.
(he then proceeds to sit back down like it never even happened).
7:32p: Some unimportant NE fan says he hopes they don’t spend the entire game just pushing each other back. He wants some scoring to take place –as do i.
O.Liver yells from the lab that they don’t know bout Jacobs. Nobody asks for clarification on whom they are.
8:30ish: The entire second half and half time was a bust. The consensus is that this game is booorrriiinnnggg!!! Everyone took a shot to counteract the stagnancy of 7-3 for almost the whole game.
8:33p: Some girl that I don’t know tripped and nearly cracked her face. It was real funny. from a, “you had to be there”, kinda perspective.
8:39p: Store Run [Liquor Store, Corner Store, Bodega - U know how it is...]
8:49p: Not a word from the O.Twist front. [Why So Blue Panda Bear?]
9:07p: O.Liver is out of seat.
9:07 ½p: O.Liver returns to his seat muttering about Boss and his (apparently pisspoor?) second-stringing for Shockey.
9:10p: O.Liver promises Sash that he wont, in fact, punch a hole in the HD.
9:11p: O.Liver –and everybody in blue- are losing their respective minds.
9:32P: These commentators are looking for any reason or excuse to suck NE’s dick. The Dude from the T-Shirt shop is going on and on about the media “hating on the Giants all week”.
This, of course, sends O.Liver into a tirade because he too had been ranting all fucking week, (ok, we get it, big media is fascist…) about how no one wanted to give NY credit for even getting to the fuckin Super Bowl.
9:36p: 10-7 and O.Liver is about to blow a blood vessel.
9:41p: Madie says how proud she is of NY for playing so well in this game. Somebody (O.Liver) heckles her ‘goody-two-shoeness’ from the other room.
9:44p: Speaking of blood, ALL the guys in the office -Specifically the NY fans- are all losing their bloody composure.
9:45p: This is one quiet fuckin group of people in here rite now boy!! (10-14).
9:51: Neither O.liver, Joe Buck, or Troy Aikman can ‘FUCKIN’ BELIEVE’ this play where ELI somehow manages to:
(1) avoid a sack,
(2) keep hold of the ball (even though ELI’s almost totally lost his balance and the ball is kinda sitting on the top of his helmet for a second), and,
(3) launch that shit straight to Tyree! GO GIANTS!
9:56:
O.LIVER.
OFFICIALLY.
CAN.
NOT.
FUCKIN.
TAKE.
THIS.
SHIT.
9:58: O.Liver has officially crossed the sanity line. He’s now in the street yelling “CHEATERS NEVER PROSPER.” OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
9:59: OMG! PlAXICO JUST FUCKN CAUGHT THE BALL FOR THE TD. (17-14). Longest 29 seconds of Eli -and O.Liver’s- respective lives.
10p: I kid you not, ya boy is up on the table (the table, people) chanting “19 seconds! 19 seconds! 19 seconds!”
10:01: Each of O.Liver's phone's are on FIRE! Somebody tells somebody to get the champagne. I don’t know who cuz I’m totally focused on preparing to laugh my ass off if O.Liver missteps and falls off the table. (Unfortunately, he doesn’t.)
10:04: Sasha is tryin (unsuccessfully) to ask O.liver how much and from who she should start collecting Super Bowl winnings. He, however, is in shock. So she’s getting cold dissed rite now.
10:05: O.Liver is tryna hi-five the TV (which is not hi-fiving back, of course). Now he and like 5 other dudes are back on the parkway yelling “19 and no! 19 and no! Pay-Trah these nucka! Pay-Trah what? Pay-Trah these!”
10:06: Sasha tells them to come back in before somebody calls the folks.
-fin-
Submitted by: Bianca who can be reached at StreetTeam@OfficialBlokRecords.com
